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powerdump

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the...

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garfield

1. A fairly generic comic strip that has seen better days. 2. One weird-ass President that I know nothing about 1. His weight used to be the defining characteristic about him. Now Garfield's not even...

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Metallica

One of the greatest, and most prolific bands of all time. They were pioneers in the genre of thrash metal when they started out, with Kill Em' All. Their next three albums, Ride the Lightning, Master...

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Boulder

A very... unique town in Colorado. Population consists of Left-wingers, weird hippies, Buddhists, old people and hobos. It is an unwritten law in Boulder that you must never eat anything processed,...

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South Park

1. An overrated cartoon about four kids who do stupid stuff and make fun of each other. The older South Park episodes are really funny, mainly because they weren't so much about social issues as they...

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Shaq Fu

Possibly the greatest game of all time. Many have tried to emulate the awesomeness of Shaq Fu, but have come up short every time. It is a fighting game, and as the name suggests, it stars Shaq, the...

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for whom the bell tolls

2. Good book by Ernest Hemingway. It's about soldiers in the Spanish Civil War. 2. Classic Metallica song. It has great guitar, cool lyrics, and is a perfect song to headbang to. It's based off of the...

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force commander

A fun Star Wars RTS game. Although it's a little hard to load on older computers, and it is a purely military themed game, Force Commander is awesome. Take control of either the Empire or the...

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B-wing

A cool starfighter in Star Wars. Unfortunately, it only appears in a few short scenes in Return of the Jedi, but thankfully the novels and comics afterwards exploited the awesomeness of this ship. The...

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Superior

A fairly rich town in Colorado. It's filled with wealthy bastards, wiggers, and some of the biggest pricks in Boulder county. Superior is seemingly overrun by white arrogant teenagers who feel...

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Sebulba

The undisputed pimp of podracing. Sebulba's not afraid to cheat in a race, even if it means killing his opponents. He's the second most badass character in The Phantom Menace, right after Darth Maul....

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vs

Yet another great Pearl Jam album. Listen to Eddie Vedder scream himself hoarse on the song "Blood"

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zelda rap

The Zelda rap is in the very first Legend of Zelda commercial from the 80's. It features two stupid kids who can't act. One of them pulls out his Nintendo Newsletter and shows the other some...

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mike and ike

The best candy ever made. Bill started choking on one of his Mike and Ikes, so I stole the box of them out of his hand and ran off.

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Jar of Flies

Arguably the best Alice in Chains album/EP ever put out. It has more of an acoustic vibe to it than any of their full length albums. Jerry Cantrell's awesome on Jar of Flies. Just listen to Whale and...

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core

1. The center of the earth 2. The first Stone Temple Pilots album 3. A really crappy movie 1. It's really hot in the core 2. Wicked Garden is a good song off Core 3. The Core is one shitty piece of...

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Sap

The first of the two EPs Alice in Chains put out. It's way different than their other stuff, seeing how it's all acoustic. Since it's an EP, it's pretty short, being only four songs long (Five if you...

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North Pole

Where Santa Claus lives, of course! Since there's barely anything to do up at the North Pole, whenever jolly ole' St. Nick gets bored, he'll just take one of his merry little elves, and throw him to...

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Jason X

A terrible movie. Here's a rundown of the story: Jason is frozen in an ice chamber thing. Centuries later, he is thawed out, and goes around killing dumbasses from the future. Somehow, Jason becomes...

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Ingle Mingiti

Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca...

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gaming community

A community dedicated to gaming. Now, you're probably wondering "What kind of community is this?". Well, good sir, to that I would respond "A Gaming community". Not to be confused with "Thinking...

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